

Overview
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Top Cast

Chris Farley
Haru

Nicollette Sheridan
Allison Page / Sally Jones

Robin Shou
Gobei

Nathaniel Parker
Martin Tanley

Chris Rock
Joey

Soon-Tek Oh
Sensei

Keith Cooke
Nobu

François Chau
Izumo

Dale Ishimoto
Old Japanese Man

Daming Chen
Head Kobudosai

Burt Bulos
Mr. Ozaru
Tom Bailey
Billy's Dad
Key Film Crew
Production Stats
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