

Overview
Cult director Charles Band brings you this "Last Tango in Paris" spoof with editing by acclaimed filmmaker John Carpenter.
Top Cast

Michael Pataki
Paul
Sherry Denton
Jeanne
Merlouch Drabin
I. William Quinn
Tom
Sally Marr
Mrs. Kitchenberg

Simmy Bow
Marcel

Richard Band
Key Film Crew
Production Stats
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