
The Officer's Mess
Overview
Gus Doakes joins the National Guard; hilarity ensues.
Top Cast

Shemp Howard
Gus Doakes

Charles Kemper
Sarge
Detmar Poppen
Major Bedd
Louise Squire
Bedd's Girlfriend (as Louise Squires)

Jules Epailly
Chef

Horace McMahon
Soldier (uncredited)
Key Film Crew
Production Stats
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