

A Pyromaniac's Love Story
“Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home.”
Overview
A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting
Top Cast

William Baldwin
Garet

John Leguizamo
Sergio

Erika Eleniak
Stephanie Potts

Michael Lerner
Perry

Armin Mueller-Stahl
Mr. Linzer

Joan Plowright
Mrs. Linzer

Mike Starr
Sgt. Zikowski

Julio Oscar Mechoso
Jerry
Sadie Frost
Hattie
Elena Kudaba
Mrs. Olden
Michael McCullough
Bartender
Jennifer Rolin
Maid
Key Film Crew
Production Stats
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