

Overview
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
Top Cast

Mackenzie Astin
The Male

Carmen Electra
The Female

David Hyde Pierce
The Narrator

Markus Redmond
The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu
The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi
The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt
The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler
The Male's Father

Leo Rossi
The Female's Father
Antonette Saftler
The Female's Mother

Marc Blucas
The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Anne Gee Byrd
The Female's Boss
Key Film Crew
Production Stats
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